Doors at 12:Party at 2 //
We’re at it again. The Nail and Dirty Coast Press are putting together the SEVENTH edition of THE BEST 4th of July Party in the history of the world. ‘Tis the season to celebrate our overflowing gut-busting freedom. If you’ve never witnessed America: The Party, you haven’t lived. Come flaunt your American greatness with us.
Here are the basics…but words don’t paint the picture:
We open up the place at noon and unleash the freedom at about 2.
We’ll have Satchfield, Tony Skratchere, AND Quickie Mart keeping the whole thing in tune.
For eats, McClure’s Barbecue has got all the wide open freedom that his kick-ass BBQ provides and Taceaux Loceaux will be supplying the hand-held, foldable adopted American favorites that made them famous.
$5 at the door is but a small price to pay for the insane amount of fun you’ll be having.
It wouldn’t be America without a pile of secrets, so stay tuned as we “Illuminate” you further.